"Love is an avalanche where you
have to run for your life." - John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get
shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it
isn't supposed to be so painful." - Manual, age 8
"No person really decides
before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with." - Del, age 6
"People hold hands because they
are just practicing for when they might have to walk
down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony
thing." - John, age 9
"Twenty-three is the best age
to get married because you know the person forever
by then." - Cam, age 10
"No one is sure why it happens,
but I heard it has something to do with how you
smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so
popular." Mae, age 9
"If falling in love is anything
like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.
It takes too long." - Glenn, age 7
"It gives me a headache to
think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need
that kind of trouble." - Kenny, age 7
"Love is when you go out to eat
and give somebody most of your French fries without
making them give you any of theirs." - Chrissy, age
6
"Love is when a girl puts on
perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they
go out and smell each other." - Karl, age 5
"Love is like a little old
woman and a little old man who are still friends
even after they know each other so well." - Tommy,
age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy
the best piece of chicken." - Elaine, age 5
"You got to find somebody who
likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming." - Alan, age 10
"No age is good to get married
at. You got to be a fool to get married." - Freddie,
Age 6
"Dates are for having fun, and
people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough." - Lynnette, age 8
"On the first date, they just
tell each other lies, and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date." -
Martin, age 10
"The rule goes like this: If
you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." -
Howard, age 8
"It's better for girls to be
single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them" - Anita, age 9
"Tell your wife that she looks
pretty even if she looks like a truck." - Ricky, age
10
"Love is the most important
thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good
too." - Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with
kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." - Tom,
age 5
"I'm in favor of love as long
as it doesn't happen when dinosaurs is on television." -
Jill, age 6
"One of the people has
freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has
freckles too." - Andrews, age 6
"My mother says to look for a
man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find
somebody who is kinda tall and handsome." - Carolyn,
age 8
"One of you should know how to
write a check. Because, even if you have tons of
love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -
Ava, age 8
"I'm not rushing into being in
love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -
Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so you
might have to try more than once to find a live
one." - Angie, age 10
"Love is foolish... but I still
might try it sometime." - Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if
you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to
hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep
finding me." - Dave, age 8
"You should never kiss a girl
unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring
and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of
the wedding." - Jim, age 10
